i'm getting heart pains, touche. mary wants me to bake more, so i dont get emphysema. i told her no worries right? i already know when....indeed.
a jedi walks into a bar and sees a ninja, so she says wasabi. what does the ninja reply?

i wonder...well well water the rain is just about to break and i'm in the mood for a shower. do you en~joy the synchronicity. methinks the night will be filled with wrestling, futurama and fucking god knows what else but the bright side is right in front of me. i'm seeing polka dots. and smelling velvet downy.

sweet