"yaknow you look alot like Elvis Presley...."

"Hunny I AM Elvis Presley"

ahhhh my oh my what a day coming up on 4:20 and the badger is in hibernation. i say i say....hot damnn bitch! cuz tonight calls for rasberry rum, mmmm mighty fine indeed. what the fuck is that noise? and where oh where is it coming from, we got ourselves a mystery mayhaps i should make more fun ....fuck it

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, wonderful our special treat we picked up. so shall we curse the name of our monkey van?? whats the deal yo motherfucker sucker, just one of em things eh mmmmyep. poor prairie van do you miss being lazy in the wheat fields or just too damn tired so now your a goddammn hypochondriac hmmmm?

saturday night and i aint gonna do shit so bring it on all is welcome but my ass is beat. cleaning up after senial bullshit artists who dont know how to take a piss in the toilet to save their lost soul. tired of hair everywhere i see pubes short long curly ghastly demons that haunt me as i work. why is everyone shedding. or why are people shaving their fucking shit in a hotel? hmmmm....
i demand that anyone here draw me a cow legs. i suspect that NO one here can draw a decent cows leg.

well my butterscotch birdie and my huckleberry monkey are calling me and i need their lovin.
so i wanna hold the hand inside you, fate yes....shes a fucking cold hearted bitch but holy mary mother of god on a fucking pogo stick her sweet temptuous nectur juice tastes like pecan pie suckers!

shove octoberfest right up your rotten tainted drunken arss mayhaps your diseased infested cottage cheese cunt....

so be it....that is the way of the monk and away goes the fox
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